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1-ghiamat mishe bad hame adama miyan. khoda mige har ki dorogh bege mitereke. 1 nafar mige man adame khobiyam bad mitereke,badi mige manam adame khaili khobi boodam mitereke,nobat be torke mirese ta miyad bege man adame...... mitereke!

2-char panj ta torke savare asansoor bodan bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande salavat!

3-Torke jorab mikhare barash bozorg booode jelosh panbe mizare!

4-ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?!

5-torke dashte khatere tarif mikarde,mige:ma sale 49 ba 2 nafar davamoon shod,albate sale 49 do nafar kheili bood!

6-be ye turke moghime USA migan ba "ebadat" jomle besaz. mige "don't worry about that"!

7-ye rooz be ye torke migam ba balesh jomle besaz mige YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM TOO BALESH bad migam oon balesh ke na. mige KHOB YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM BE IN BALESH NA OON BALESH bad migam aslan balesho vel kon ba toshak jomle besaz bad mige KHOB RAFTAM SHEKAR TOSHAK BOODAM KE BEZANAM BE IN BALESH YA OON BALESH!

8-ye bar torke mikhaste mikh bezane be divar mikho bar ax mizare va shoroo mikone be koboondan yeho ye lore mirese mige ajab giji hasti to, oon male divare rooberoo e!

9-ye bar do ta ghazvini hamdige ro too khaiyaboon mibinan . yekishoon mige salam hasan agha ! oon yeki mige : Be ja nemiyaram . mige : Hasan agha chetor mano nemishnasin . mano yadetoon nemiyad ? miga :Bebakhshid be ja nemiyaram . mige: hasan agha ! manam Akbar . mige : E !? salam akbar agha ! bebakhshid , az jelo nashnakhtam!

10-ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige khafe sho mikham bekhabam"!

11-be torke migan nemikhay adam shi?mige man az in gherti bazia khosham nemiad!

12-1 bar torke mire make be sheytoon sang bezane badesh sangash tamoom mishe shoroo mikone fohsh dadan!

13-moaleme be shagerdesh mige boro ye moorche nar peyda kon vardar biar bachehe fardash ye moorche miare moleme mige khob to hala az koja fahmidi in morche he nare bache he mige akhe jeloo dare maderese dokhtaroone peydash kardam!

14-be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli nakon.miporse:nesfe digasho be ki midin?!

15-ta divoone ham otaghi boodan,ye rooz khabar ovordan ke 2tashoon bala pain miparan migan ke ma sibzamini hastim va darim too roghan sorkh mishim va sevomi saket nesheste! modire bimarestan ham tebghe mamool raft ke in divoone ro morkhas kone porsid to cherea ba doostanat nisti?? oon ham goft:"akhe man kafe mahitabe chasbidam!

16-torke mire carwash behesh migan pas mashinet koosh? mige rah nazdik bood piyade oomadam!

17-Torke Mire Mashad , Jeloye Haram Mige: Ya emam Ali, Ghorboone Labe teshnat, Fadaye do daste boridat, pas key zohoor mikoni, khaste shodam inghadar oomdam ghom!

18-be torke migan esme emamo begoo mige sooj migan tooye in hame emam ma sooj nadarim mige khodam didam poshte oon otoboose neveshte bood yasooj!

19-torke zang mizane mobaile refighesh mibine ye khanomi mige moshtarake morede nazar dar dastras nemibashad. torke mige oono velesh kon khodet chetori?!

20-17-pesare o dokhtare dashtan ghadam mizadan pesare be dokhtare mige doost dari oonjaei ro ke khatne kardam neshoonet bedam? dokhtare hol mishe mige are are pesare mige oonvare khiaboon tabagheye dovome darmangah!

21-avalin davaye zanashooie adam va hava chenin sabt shode ast ke adam be khodavand shekayat nemood ey khodaye bozorg in hava tamame shorthaye mara ke az barg bood dolme pichide va khorde!

22-abadan zelzele miyad yeki ro az zire avar ba hezar zahmat daresh miyaran taraf mige: eyval vibraro hal kardin?!

23- ye pashe ba ye morche ezdevaj mikone ama bachedar nemishan, akhe morchehehe pashe band mizade!

24-be ye lore migan saat chande balad naboode javab bede mige boro boro diret shode!

25-vali khodayy tikeye kheyli badi joloye jam behem andakht. -jedi? rasti gofti tike, hale khaharet chetore?!

26-pesare rashtie ye ketab minevese avalesh minevise taghdim be babam ke dooste pedaram bood!

27-torke mire bank vaam begire ... zamen nadashte monfajer mishe!

28-be ye torke migan mamaneto bishtar doos dari ya abjito? mige abjito!

29-On chiye ke marda dar miyaran, zana mikhoran?! Ye loghme noone!

30-be ye torke migan ye peyghambare zan nam bebar mige payambare akram!

31-be torke migan awalin nafary ke raft makke hajy shod ki bood? mige HAAJ zanboore asal!

32-torke dore khodesh micharkhe harz mishe!

33-torke mashhad too haram boode ... yeho mibine ke ye dokhtare khoshgel moshgel miyad ... mire poshte haram ke dokhtararo did bezane ... dokhtare shoorooo mikone be doa ke ey emamreza ... be man ghyafe dadi, madare khoob dadi, pedare khoob dadi, faghat ye shohare khob ham behem bede ... yeho troke az poshte haram miyad biroon mige:eee emam reza .. chera hol midi khodam daram miram!

34-ye rooz ye torke ba ye rashtie ba ye arabe ba ye ghazvinie ba mashhadie ba ye karajie baye ahvazie ba ye kermanie ba ye amrikaye ba ye englisie ba ye faransavie ba ye almanie ba ye japonie ba man toro sare kar gozashtim!

35-be ye torke migan sezariano tarif kon che amalie? mige bache be sharte chaghoo!

36-zane rashtie ba shoharesh dava mikone sare bachedar nashodanesh. marde mige boro biroon ta bachedar nashody hagh nadary biyay khoone!

37-ye ruz ye bacheyi mibare fotokopiye shenasnamasho mide be nazemesh ,nazemesham behesh mige esmeto poshtesh benevis!

38-yerooz ye bande khodaee az roo saghfe khoonashoon miofte mige ye emam hasan yedafe yeki beine hava va zamin migiresh miporse:kodoom hasan ?~~~javab mide asgari velesh mikoone mige man mojtabashoonam!

39-be torke migan kore khar mige ee yani enghadr javoonam?!

40-mardha be 3 dalil sade hastand: 1-chon az derakht bala miran ba in ke midonan age sabr konan sibe khodesh miyofte... 2-zoodi geyrati mishan ba in ke midoonan age sabr konan hame chi ba harf hal mishe... 3-donbale zana rah miyoftan ba in ke midoonan age sabr konan khode zane miyad soragheshoon!

41- torke pool nadashte bere hamoom kapsoole cherk khosh kon mikhore!

42-ye rooz ye torke mire emam-zade mibine sholooghe va hame daran dado bi dad mikonan. dad mizane baba sholoogh nakonin, parsal sholoogh kardin hajatha ghati shod man hamele shodam!

43-torke aslahe mizare ro saresh shelik mikone bad az 1 saat mimire , az doctor miporsan chera bad az 1 saat mord? mige akhe tire dashte donbale maghzesh migashte!

44-torke zanesho mikoshe mire marhale bad, vaghti bar migarde mibene zanesh zendas, midooni chera? chon save nakarde boode. taze madar zanesho ham mikoshe joon migire!

45-ghazviniya ba farhangestane zaban dava mikonan ke chera toye alefba be "n" migan "noon" vali be "k" migan "kaf"?!

46-khoda mibineh jahanam khaliyeh hame raftan behesht az jebreel miporseh chera? migeh akheh soalayeh shabe avale ghabr lo rafteh!

47-ye ordake pash gir mikone laye dare otoboos mige mag mag, badesh hame migam AMRICA!

48-ye rooz ye Ghoorbaaghe he mast mikone , shenaa parvaane mire!

49-ye rooz ye dokhtare zesht az ye shaer miporse man va khorshid che shabahati darim? mige be hich kodom nemishe mostaghim negah kard!

50-Ye afsare jeloye ye mashin ro migire, be ranande mige: jenab shoma bekhatere bastane kamarbande imeni,50hezar toman az tarafe anjomane hemayat az imeni rahha jayeze bordid! hala mikhayn ba in pool chikar konid? Ranande: fekr konam beram bahash gavahinamamo begiram! zane ke baghal dastesh nesheste boode mige: jenab sarvan harfasho goosh nakonid, shohare man vaghti maste yeband chertopert mige! too sandalie aghab ye yarooee khaab boode,az saroseda pa mishe mige: man az avalesham goftam ba mashine dozdi nemishe farar kard! yeho yeki az sandogh aghabe mashin dad mizane: bebinam, belakhare az marz gozashtim?!

lotfan age az in jok ha khoshetoon oomad, adresesh ro ham be hame bedin. mamnoon :)

khosh bashin

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http://www.exiran.com/jok.txt
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51-Computerha Dokhtaran Be 4 Dalil : 1.Faghat Khalegheshoon Az Manteghe Darooneshoon Sar Dar Miare. 2.Faghat Khodeshoon Zaboone Khodeshoono Mifahman. 3.Age Pabande Yekishoon Beshi Bayad Har Chi Pool Dari Barashoon Lavazeme Janebi Bekhari. 4.Age Yekam Sabr Mikardi Ye Behtaresh Giret Mioomad!

52-ye rooz siavash ghomeyshi sandalish Gom mishe dige nemikhoone!

53-mashadie zanesh o bimeye omr mikone, ghazviniye bimeye badane, rashtiye bimeye shakhse sales!

54-be yaro lore migan shoma adame maroof ham darin? lore mige: 1-hitlor 2-sophia lore 3-lore hardi!

55-torke mire sabte ahval esmesho avaz kone yaro mige esmet chie mige einolah anchehre mige khob manam jaye to bodam esmamo avaz mikardam khob hala chi mikhai bezari torke mige kambiz anchehre!

56-ye rooz ye farse mire sandevichi bad sahebe sandevishyeham tork boode farse mige agha ye sandevich be man bede vali khiarshoor nazar torke mige khiarshoor nadarim mikhay goje nazaram?!

57-be 1 torke migan midooni 17 shahrivar cherooziye? mige vaala nemidoonam fek konam 22 bahmane!

58-Torke 4 saate ba mashinesh doore meydoon micharkheede, azash miporsan chera micharkhi? mige akhe rahnamam gir karde!

59- torke too america mire fast food va mige: i would like a sandwich... pishkhedmat miporse: to go? (yani ghazaro ba khodetoon mibarid?) torke javab mide: na pedar sag too noon!

60-se ta moosh kal mindazan khalafashoono began,avvali mige ma parishab raftim darookhoone har chi same moosh bood khordim,dovvomi mige ma dishab raftim karkhooneye tale moosh sazi choobaye hame tale moosha ro khordimo jim shodim,sevoomi ke dasht ba mobile esh harf mizad behesh migan ba ki harf mizani mige hichi baba baro bach ye gorbe farari boland kardan migan bia!

61-be ye nafar migan jok begoo mige khiar. migan che bi maze mige pas khiar shoor!

62-ye marde lat boode namaz nemikhoonde bad ezdevaj mikone esme zanesh fateme boode ye rooz zanesh behesh mige az in be bad bayad namazeto bekhooni bad marde ke mikhaste namaz bekhoone mige ye namaze latty be eshghe fatti!

63-ghiyamat ye kordaro mindazan jahannam.bad az ye hafte miyan mibinan hichkas too jahannam nist bejoz korde.azash miporsan ina kooshan?bahashoon chikar kardi?javab mide:"hamaro az marz rad kardam!

64-az rashtiye porsidan zane khoshgel behtare ya mashin khoshgel gofet malome zane khoshgel chon age mashin kharab beshe koli khesarat dare vali age zane khoshgel kharab beshe koli daramad dare!

65-ye roz ye torke kooleresh misoze sare bachehash dad mizane mige mage man nagoftam 4 nafari joloe kooler nashinin?!

66-be torke migan nazaret rajebe gol chie?mige:mige valla gol chize khobiye,gashange,baraye tavalodo aroosio marg mibarim,hatta khodavande bozorgvar be serahat dar goran be an eshare karde,mifarmayad: "GOL hovalaho ahad"!

67-ye bar beye torke migan shenidi dadashet mobail gerefte mige; yani az edz badtare?!

68-be ghazanfar migan ba najib jomle besaz mige shalvare man na zip dare na jib!

69-be torke migan ba ASH jomle besaz,mige mohammadiASH salavat!

70-be torke migan ta hala kari kardi ke kheyli zayeh kardeh bashi.migeh :are.ye bar khooneh tanha boodam ke dokhtar khalam behem zang zad goft man tanham bia pisham.vaghti raftam khoonash goft:man miram too otagh to 5daghigheh dige bia too.man ham bad az5 daghigheh raftam too otagh amma hameh dad zadand tavvalodet mobarak.behesh migan kojaye in zayeh bood.migeh:akheh man lokht raftam too otagh!

71-too rasht zelzele miad, rashtie mizane too sare khodesh, mige: hala zanamo az zire kodoom avar peyda konam?!

72-ye shab torke mikhaste bekhabe bala saresh 2 livane ab mizare yeki por yeki khali bad azash miporsan chera eintori mikoni mige akhe shayad teshnam shod! migan khob oon livan khaliaro barae chi gozashti? mige yevaghtam didi teshnam nashod!

73-lora ba torka kal mindazan bad lora miran tooye kavir sad misazan bad fardash pa mishan mibinan torka ghollab endakhtan poshte sad daran mahi migiran!

74-torke savare otubus mishe 1 dokhtare khoshgel mibine vaghti mikhad piade she shomareye otoobuso var midare!

75-Ye rooz be torke migan khar behtare ya gav??Mige gav.Migan chera?Mige khob adam az khodesh ke tarif nemikone!

76-torke rafte bood wc yeki miad poshte dar behesh mige 2 daghe dige ab ghat mishe. torke aval khodesho mishoore bad dasshooyee mikone!

77-ye bar ye rashtiyaro mibaran on donya migan in sa@ ro mibini? har zani ke khatayi kone 1 dor in aghrabash micharkhe.rashtiye mige sa@ e zane man koo?migan ono gozashtim on bala be jaye panke kar kone!

78-ye torke miofte donbale ye dokhtare azash jelo mizane!

79-torkaro dashtan be khater ghatl hamsaresh mohakeme mikardan behesh migan sangdel to vaghti dashti zaneto mikoshti nedaye vojdaneto nashnidki mige na vala ein ghadr ein zane jigh zad nazasht ma chizi beshnavim!

80-amricaie mige key mishe hameie ghodrat dar daste ma bashe? khoda mige 200 sal dige, amricaiye mizane zire gerye khoda mige chera gerye mikoni mige omre man nemirese. japonie mige key mishe hameye oloome donya dar dastane ma bashe, khoda mige 100 sale dige, japonie ham mizane zire gerye o mige ke omre man nemirese... nobate torke mirese torke mige khodaya key mishe ma torka adam beshim khoda mizane zire gerye mige omre man nemires!

81-be torke migan midooni shisharo chejoori doros mikonan?? mige vajebi mizanam be pashme shishe mishe shishe!

82-be ye khargoshe migan chera inghad havij mikhori?mige havijori!

83-afsare joloye ranandeye tork ro migire, mige: govahiname, karte mashin. torke mige, vay... bazam bayad jomle besazam?!

84-torke mire khoone khoda. vaghti bar migarde azash miporsan khone khoda chejoori bod? mige khob bood vali hich ja khoone khode adam nemishe!

85-be torke migan chera maman babato koshti mige bad az 40 sal be rabetashoon pey bordam!

86-ye rooz to ye timarestan doctore mikhaste divone haro emtehan kone.ye navare azadari mizare mibine hame miraghsan.vali on goshe yeki nesheste mige khob hatman in khob shode mire azash miporse shoma chera nemiraghsi mige akhe man aroosam!

87-torke mire pishe doktor mige aghaie doctor man har shab khab mibinam ke daram ba khara footbal bazi mikonam doctore mige eshkali nadare in ghorso bokhor khoob mishi torke mige mishe az farda bokhoram akhe emshab finale!

88-ye torke to ayne axe khodesho mibine bad migee e in che ashnast bad az ye sa@t fekr kardan dad mizane fahmidam fahmidam in hamonie ke emroz to arayeshga didamesh!

89-torke mikhaste poshtesho bekharooone... dastesh nemirese ajor zire pash mizare!

90-"FAMILY" yani: F:father A:and M:mother I:i L:love Y:you! "WIFE" yani: W:washing I:ironing F:fooding E:entertainment! "HUSBAND" yani: H:housing U:undrestanding S:sharing B:buying A:and N:never demading! "HELLO" yani: H:how are u? E:evrything all right? L:liKe to hear from u, L: love to see u soon! O: Obviously,i miss u!

91-ye roz sheyton zang mizane be khoda mige man jebreeilam khoda mige dorogh nago shomarat oftade!

92-rashtie miad khoone, mibine zanesh tanhas. ye livan ab mirize mikhore, mige: akheiish, salam bar hossein. ye nafar az zire takht mige: salam az mast asghar agha!

93-Ye zan e engilisi o ye marde tork too asansor boodan, zane lebasasho dar miyare o mige: ye kari kon ke ehsas konam vaghean ye zanam, torke ham lebasasho dar miyare mindaze jeloye zane o mige: inaro beshoor, bad ham ootoo kon!

94-torke mire ketab forooshi mige ketabe "torke dana" darin? migan ketabe takhayyoli nadarim!

95-torke dasht mashinesho mishost ,miporsan chera avval az pelak shoro kardi?mige vala dafeye pish ke as saghf shoro kardam be pelak ke residam didam mashine khodam nist!

96-rashtiye zanesh mimire,shirini mide..migan chera?..mige belakhare baraye avalin bar to omram midoonam shab koja mikhabe!

97-ye yaroo mire zire ghaltak, torke mire khabare margesho be khanevadash bede, mire dare khonashoon be pesare yaroo mige: babat chejoori bood? mige: derazo barik. torke mige: hala dige safo pahne!

98-ye mikhe inghad miraghse ke PICH mishe!

99-turke mirese be ye koche bombast , system hang mikoneh!

100-ye bar ye torki mire khastegari mibine aroos rish dare behesh mikhande aroos narahat mishe behesh migan boro az delesh dar biyar mire mige aroos khanoom mashalla bara khodet mardi shodi Chera gerye mikoni!

lotfan age az in jok ha khoshetoon oomad, adresesh ro ham be hame bedin. mamnoon :)

khosh bashin

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101-Torke ba late davash mishe, late mizare donbalesh, torke mire balaye derakht, late az paeen dad mizane : age mardi bia paeen ta madareto..... , torke mige: dorogh migi, mikhahi bezani!

102-Khare zir abroosho bar midare mige man AHOOAM!

103-be basijiye migan marke kafshet chie mige dr chamran!

104-torke mire kharesho befroshe vasate rah khabesh mibare bidar ke mishe mibine khare dare pool mishmore

105-torke barf pakon mizane ,hipnotizm mishe!

106-torke mire aroosi be aroos shomare mide!

107-Torke 1000 Toman Mindaze Sangoghe Sadaghat! Bad vamese harki miad pool bendaze Mige agha hesab kardam Boro!

108-be ye torke migan toye rooz chand saat kaar mikoni? mige 25 saat! migan chetory mige sobha 1 saat zoodtar bidar misham!

109-HAFT be HASHT goft : age 2million toman behet bedam,jato ba man avaz mikoni ??? HASHT goft: man be khatere male donya lengamo hava nemikonam!

110-age ye fil lebas khabe abi bepooshe behesh chi migan? migan: he he he! in file lebaskhabe abi pooshide! hala age soorati bepooshe chi behesh migan? migan: cheghadr lebaskhabe soorati behet miad hala age lebaskhabe sefid bepooshe behesh chi migan? migan: inam khoobe vali sooratie bishtar behet mioomad! amma age lebaskhabe sabz bepooshe chi migan behesh? migan: ah! boro bekap dige cheghadr lebaskhab avaz mikoni!

111-Torke mire Doctor, miporse: aghaye doohtur!! mishe man 100 saal zendegi konam? Doctor: khob are, amma bastegi daare, masalan behem begu bebinam, to sigaar mikeshi? Torke mige: Na vaallaa, sigaar migaar bilmiram. Doctor: Teryaak chi? teryaak mikeshi? Torke: na bekhoda. in harfaa chie aghaye doohtoor... Doctor: Khanum baazi chi? khanum baazi mikoni? Torke: na aghaye doctor, maa az in ghalataa ke nemikonim Doctor: aragh chi? aragh mikhori? Torke: aghaye doktor, zabunetun ro gaaz begirin, in ghalataa be maa nayumade!!! doctore kalaafe mishe o mige: Akhe martike, pas mikhaay 100 saal zendegi koni che gohi bokhori?!

112-be Victoria migan chi shod zane Beckham shodi?mige:az bas ferdosi poor goft che miiiiikone in beckham!

113-torke sarash ra bashampoo bedoone ab mishost behesh goftan chera bedoone ab mishoori goft: akhe roosh neveshte baraye moohaye khoshk!

114-be yaroo migan ba "baghie" jomle besaz. mige "ma dishab pitza khordim". migan pas koo baghiash? mige too yakhchal!

115-chera pesara in ghadr marke ADIDAS ro doost daran? chon mokhafafe: "All Day I Dream About Sex" hastesh!

116-kiss is a key of love.love is a lock of marriage.marriage is a box of children.children are problems of world.so how many problems a kiss can create for us?!

117-What's difference between man and woman? woman wants 1 man to satisfy her every need. man wants every woman to satisfy his 1 need!

118-A man is talking to God.He askes him."what is a million years like to you?"." Like one second," God replies."oh,well what is million dollars like to you?" God says:" like one penny." "can i have one penny my Lord?" the man asked. God:"sure,just a second"!

119-A good friend is like a computer, u enter my life,i save u in my heart,u format my problems & thats why i never delete u from my memory!

120-the kiss: 1. kiss on the hand: i adore you! 2. kiss on the cheek: i just want to be friends! 3. kiss on the neck: i want you! 4. kiss on the lips: i love you! 5. kiss on the ear: i am just playing! 6. kiss anywhere else: lets not get carried away! 7. look in your eyes: kiss me! 8. play with your hair: i cant live without you! 9. hand on your waist: i love you to much to let you go...!

lotfan age az in jok ha khoshetoon oomad, adresesh ro ham be hame bedin. mamnoon :)

khosh bashin

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http://www.exiran.com/jok.txt
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az inja jok haye ghadime hamin site ro mizaram:

1-ye rashtie mire khoone mibine zanesh tanhast 2taii mizanan zire khande!

2-tork 2 ta bolook simani ro gozashte roo dooshesh dashte miborde balaye sakhtemoon. sahab karesh behesh mige: to ke forghoon dari chera ina ro mizari roo koolet? torke mige: ilada oon dafe ba forghoon bordam milehash poshtamo aziat kard!

3-2 ta torke miran soorakhe layeye ozono bedoozan khodeshoon gir mikonan oonvar!

4-be torke migan ye hadis begoo mige "adabada dadabada dada" migan in che hadisiye? mige: be revayat az "ali ashghare shirkhare"!

5-ye rooz ye rashti mire heyat heyat mire khooneye rashtiye!

6-be mashhadiyeh migan mobileto bedeh zang bezanim. migeh:in MOBILE TOBILE ke nist!

7-torke zanesho mikosheh mireh marhaleyeh bad! bad ke bar migardeh mibineh zendast! midooni chera? chon SAVE NAKARDEH BOODEH!

8-Be torke migan ba "Hoseyn e fahmideh" jomle besaz, mige: fekr mikonam hasan goozideh, hoseyn fahmideh!

9-ye rooz ye torke ro bargh migire, hamintor ke dashte milarzide (az babate jariyane bargh), doostesh mige: afarin afarin velesh nakon, hamin bood babato kosht!

10-yaroo mire oon donya namaazesho hesab mikonan ke bere beheshto az in harfaa mibinan 45678.04 rokat namaz khoonde az fereshte haa miporse akharesh cheto 0.04 dar oomade maa ke kamatar az 2 rokat nadarim fereshte haa behesh migan chon gheblat gahi oghat kaj bood dar cosinuse(a) zarb kardim raghame ashaari daroomad!

11-torke axe goorekhar be divaresh zade bood, porsidan in kie? gof babame moghei ke too Yuventus bazi mikarde!

12-Mosabeghe 20soali: ye rooz az torke miporsan on kodom peyghamr bood ke kashti dasht? torke mige lotfan rahanameei... migan hamooni ke kashtiye choobi dasht... torke mige bishtar rahnamaeei konid... migan hamooni ke az har heyvoni 2ta ba khodesh mibareh... torke mige ahhhha haala fahmidam hazarate yoogi va doustan bood!

13-ye rooz do ta peyghambar dashtan miraftan ye 100 tomani peyda mikonan ke saresh dava mishe avali mige tas bendazim har ki bishtar ovord male oon, oon yekiyam mige bashe bad mindazano avali miyare 6 dovomi mindaze 7 miyare bad avali mige khak be saret, bara 100 toman mojeze kardi?!

14-be torke migan ye pestan dare bi dandoon nam bebar mige bibim!

15-torke miofte too joob mikhaste zayeh nashe seda ghooti dar miare ta ahkare joob mire!

16-torke zang mizane khone rafighesh mige:ghazanfar bebin man lahji daram??rafighesh mige:are,mige : pas gaht kon dobare migiram!

17-ye rooz ye masihie mimire, bad mibaranesh tooye ghabrestoone mosalmoona dafnesh mikonan, bad az modati shab miad be khabe zanesh va mige khanom jan bia mano az inja bebar, zane mige barae chi, masihie mige in hamsaye man sobh be sobh ke mishe lagad mizane va mige to lebas tanete pasho boro noon begir!

18-ye torke namaz ghaza ziyad dashte, zire ja namazesh karbon mizare!

19-torke esme bachasho mizare NERKH miporsan esm ghahti bod? mige akhe mikham rooz be rooz taraghi kone!

20-Rezazade mikhad vazne 1000 kiloo bezane hazrate abolfazl behsh zang mizane mige rooye man hessab nakon!

21-torke dashte radio gosh mikarde radio mige: khiyabane taleghani be emam hoseyn baste ast torke mige khob bashe chera ghasam mikhory!

22-be bamashad migan che mashini dost dari mige jian miporsan chera mige chon azash roghan micheke!

23-be ye torke migan talkh tarin khaterat chie? mige vaghti dashtam jenazeye ye bacheye bami ro khak mikardam hamash migoft amoo be khoda man zendeam!

24-be Torke mIgan Saat dari Mige Saat Chi Chie Adam Bayad Gheyrat dashte Bashe !

25-ghazvinie doostesho mibini mige, jat khali ye aroosi rafte boodiim mokhtalete mokhtalet, mard o pesar ghaty bood!

26-pejo 206 be foleks ghoorbagheyi mige chera cheshat inghadr gerde, male mano bebin nazoko keshidast. folekse mige toam age motoret too koonet bood az man bad tar mishod cheshat!

27-ye goosfandaro too bam az zire avar dar miyaran, esmesho mizaran "bam bai"!

28-torke shilange abo gerefte bood roo zanesh o dasht roosh ab mipashid, yeki az rah mirese mige baba chikar dari mikoni alane ke sarma bokhore! torke mige be toche? darim "zanashooi" mikonim mozahem nasho!

29-torke mire tehran ba ye bache tehrani davash mishe, bache tehranie mizane toosineye torke mige khiyal nakonya! man bacheye "emam hoseynam". torke mige eh ali asgar tooei? che bozorg shodi!

30-ye rooz torke mohr nadare namaz bekhoone jash emza mizare!

31-ye rooz ye torke ye polise 110 mikoshe, zang mizane 110, mige hala shodin 109 ta!

32-ye nafar mire doktor mige agha midoonid moshkele man chie kasi mano tahvil nemigire doktor mige nafar badi lotfan!

33-ye basiji mire aroosak forooshi mige agha in khahara chandand?

34-az ye rashti miporsan kodoom bachato bishtar az hameh doost dari? mige sevomi. migan vase chi? migeh ghorboonesh beram migan seyedeh!

35-too ghazvin zelzele miad, ye bache az saghf miofte payyn, ghazvinie mige: bah zelzele tamoom nashode komakhaye mardomi resid!

36-mardome ghazvin hich vaght bad bakht nemishan chon khoshbakhti nemitoone beheshoon posht kone!

37-yeki az zelzele zadehaye bami mire make pardeye khooneye khodaro migire ba tamame ghodrat takoon mide bad dad mizane: bebin khoobe!

38-ye torke daftarche khateratesh por mishe mindazatesh door!

39-torke mire makke vaghti barmigarde rafighash miporsan tarif kon che joori bod? torke mige: vala baz khoda nabood mellat hame too hayat velo boodan!

40-Torke mikhore zamin hava mire, nemidooni ta koja mire!

41-sooske be khodesh narenjak mibande mire zire dampayy!

42-arabe mire to tavile gavesh mige: maa maa maa, arabe mige: ma bishtar!

43-Ye rooz yeki mire jahanam mibine hame daran mizanan o miraghsan, az ye nafar soal mikone mige che khabar shode? Mige: Parvandeha gomshode... Parvandeha gomshode!

44-GIRLS : dar 18 salegi mesle tope footballan 22 nafar donbaleshoonan / 28 salegi mesle tope handbalan 10 nafar donbaleshoonan / dar 38 salegi mesle tope golfan 1 nafar donbaleshone /dar 48 salegi mesle tope ping pongan 2 nafar mikham az khodeshon door konan / dar 58 salegi mesle toope jangian hame azashoon farar mikonan!

45-az torke miporsan shoma tehrani hastin? mige na cheshmatoon ghashang mibinee!

46-shoraye shahre rasht rooze pedar ro az in be baad Yomol-shak namgozari mikonad!

47-ye rooz ye rashtiye miad too yahoo chat, Jav migiratesh zanesho Send 2 All mikone!

48-be torke migan az in ke in hame baratoon Jok misazan narahat nemishin? torKe mige ey agha baraye shoma ina Joke, baraye ma KHATERE ast!

49-torke ba rashtiyeh davash misheh rashtiyeh mireh balaye derakht torke mige age biay payyn ke madareto ...., rashtiye mige :NA DOOROOGH MIGI MIKHAY BEZANIM!

50-yaroo mire ba pejou 206 mosafer keshi, 4 nafar savar mikone badesh kheily tond mire. avaly mige agha kheily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty, mige na, yaroo mige pas Khafe shoo. hamintor sorat mire bala va ta nafare 3 hamin javabo mide. 4omin nafar mige agha kheily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty, yaroo mige are, mige pas begoo tormozesh kodoome!

lotfan age az in jok ha khoshetoon oomad, adresesh ro ham be hame bedin. mamnoon :)

khosh bashin

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